Title:  Ripe 'n' Ready
Company: private press
Catalog: 207022 A/B
Year: 1982
Country/State: Brooklyn, New York
Grade (cover/record): VG+ / VG+
Comments: includes lyric insert, black and white band photo; promo copy

In most instances, with a little bit of effort researching on the web you can find at least some information on a band. Not the case with Brooklyn's Concrete Apple. Good luck finding anything on this outfit. In fact, other than the liner notes on this 1982 LP, they're virtual unknowns to me.

The band featured rhythm guitarist/keyboard player Mario Casciano, bassist Mike Gammone, drummer Rocky Gammone, and lead guitarist Dave Roberts. Casciano was apparently the band's front man, credited with penning all twelve tracks. He also had a strange link to The Beatles - as a 15 year old Beatles fan living in Brooklyn, he heard a radio interview where Lennon talked about how he'd seen a UFO. From details in the interview Casciano somehow managed to figure out where Lennon was living and one day after school simply appeared at Lennon's door asking for an autographs That led to a series of odd jobs and for a couple of years in the mid-1970s he actually worked as Lennon's assistant/boy Friday. (I'm guessing that relationship had something to do with the band name ...)

Their sole LP, 1982's "Ripe 'n' Ready" was recorded at New York's Systems Two Studios with Casciano and Audie Lebensfeld producing. Even if you didn't know about Casciano's Beatles fixation, his affection for the Fab Four was obvious throughout many of these twelve tracks. Not to sound snotty, but Casciano and company weren't good enough to nail The Beatles sophisticated sound exactly (few bands can do it), but as it turned out, those performance and technical limitations actually worked to the band's advantage, giving the set an amateurish, low-tech sound that was actually quite fun. As mentioned, Casciano wrote all twelve songs, handled lead vocals, and rhythm guitar. He wasn't the greatest singer you'd ever heard (ballads such as 'Alone with the Rain' were particularly painful), but he was enthusiastic which compensated for at least some of the other shortcomings. The same basic statement described the rest of the band, though lead guitarist Dave Roberts was actually quite good.

- Complete down to faux-English accents, 'Midtown' proudly wore it's Beatles-influences front and center. Built on a nifty 'up and down' guitar figure, this wasn't the most ambitious song you'd ever heard, but the low-tech sound and production gave the song considerable charm. Great backing harmonies ... rating: **** stars
- Showcasing more of a Hollies feel, ''Journey Thru Time' was equally likeable. Yeah, Casciano's vocal was a bit shrill (but then you could say the same thing about Graham Nash). One of the album's best melodies with a nice lead solo from Roberts.. rating: **** stars
- Musically 'Waitin' For Baby' was pretty ragged sounding like an unfinished demo. Mike Gammone's bass line essentially overpowering the rest of the band and the song itself. The song was also one of the few that didn't have a distinctive Bealtes-inspired flavor. (Okay, I'll admit the weird middle-of-the-song guitar solo sounded like a George Harrison outtake.) rating: *** stars
- 'A nice, conventional rocker, Sidewalk Cafe', shame the song faded out just as the band started to take off. Yes, the cowbell percussion was a major irritant. rating; *** stars
- A conventional ballad, 'Alone with the Rain' was a thorough mess. Musically the song was a plodding mess and Casciano's out-of-tune, yelping vocal didn't exactly improve the performance. Bad, bad, really bad ... rating: * star
- 'Tell the World I'm Here' was a mid-tempo number with a weird new-wave angst edge to it. Once again the performances was a bit ragged and low-tech, but so what? rating; *** stars
- Returning to his Beatles fixation, 'It Isn't Easy To Stay' was also one of the album's best performances. With a nice breezy Latin influence and sporting one of Roberts best solos, this one actually could have been a single. rating; **** stars
- Lyrically it seemed to borrow more than a little from 'Penny Lane' era Lennon-McCartney, but compared to most of the songs on this album, 'Fingerboard Road' was a surprisingly sophisticated composition. rating; *** stars
- Songs opening with baseball sound effects tend to be pretty bad and 'A Long, Long Way from San Diego' was no exception to the rule. With a 'happy time' melody this was one I couldn't wait to be over, though I've always wondered who the lyric was about. I thought it might have been inspired by Tommy Lasorda, but he was an L.A. Dodger, not a San Diego Padre, rating; ** stars
- 'That Woman for Me' was another upbeat pop number that was sunk by Casciano's flat vocals and Dave Ellis' bleating sax arrangement. rating; ** stars
- Wow, just when you thought it couldn't get much worse, along came '(It's Too Bad) Christmas Only Lasts a Day'. Complete with bells and a yelping Casciano vocal this one was actually so bad it was funny. Okay, okay, the sentiment was admirable, but the execution was lacking. Put this one in the same league as Paul McCartney's hideous 'Wonderful Christmastime' and just skip it. rating; * star
- Ending with another ballad, 'Another Happy Ending' was at least marginally in tune. Other than that and some cheesy synthesizers, this one was forgettable. rating; ** stars

Given the absence of a record label and the inclusion of a lyric sheet a band photo, this looks like it was a self-financed vanity project. I can't imagine more than a couple of hundred copies were pressed. Certainly not a 'must own' album, but certainly a curiosity and might have some appeal to hardcore Beatles fans out there.

"Ripe 'n' Ready" track listing:
(side 1)
1.) Midtown (Mario Casciano) - 2:42
2,) Journey Thru Time (Mario Casciano) - 3:04
3.) Waitin' For Baby (Mario Casciano) - 3:05
4.) Sidewalk Cafe (Mario Casciano) - 4:54
5.) Alone with the Rain (Mario Casciano) - 2:30
6.) Tell the World I'm Here (Mario Casciano) - 3:57

(side 2)
1.) It Isn't Easy To Stay (Mario Casciano) - 2:28
2.) Fingerboard Road (Mario Casciano) - 2:55
3.) A Long, Long Way from San Diego (Mario Casciano) - 4:36
4.) That Woman for Me (Mario Casciano) - 3:00
5.) (It's Too Bad) Christmas Only Lasts a Day (Mario Casciano) - 3:00
6.) Another Happy Ending (Mario Casciano) - 2:52