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Naughty Captain Hook Pirate Gag Gift Kitchen Tea Towel, 26in x 18in
Captain Hook Pirate Gag Kitchen Tea Towel
Bring some dark, nautical humor to your kitchen or bar with this unique tea towel featuring the classic villain from Peter Pan, Captain Hook, and a funny, slightly edgy joke!
The Punchline:
Question: "HOW DID CAPTAIN HOOK DIE?"
Answer: "HE WIPED HIS ASS WITH THE WRONG HAND."
✨ Product Features & Specs:
Size: Large and functional, approximately 26 inches x 18 inches (or 66 cm x 45 cm).
Quality: Made from High Quality fabric with a soft, smooth feel.
Care: Designed to be Machine Washable and Fade Resistant, keeping the design vibrant wash after wash.
Condition: Brand new.
Design: Full-color, high-resolution image of Captain Hook wielding two swords, with the joke text overlay.
Bring some dark, nautical humor to your kitchen or bar with this unique tea towel featuring the classic villain from Peter Pan, Captain Hook, and a funny, slightly edgy joke!
The Punchline:
Question: "HOW DID CAPTAIN HOOK DIE?"
Answer: "HE WIPED HIS ASS WITH THE WRONG HAND."
✨ Product Features & Specs:
Size: Large and functional, approximately 26 inches x 18 inches (or 66 cm x 45 cm).
Quality: Made from High Quality fabric with a soft, smooth feel.
Care: Designed to be Machine Washable and Fade Resistant, keeping the design vibrant wash after wash.
Condition: Brand new.
Design: Full-color, high-resolution image of Captain Hook wielding two swords, with the joke text overlay.
CA, Ontario
