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Things are getting dada! If you haven't been tipped off by the name of the band, or the name of the album, or your knowledge of the label, then let me spell it out for you. This is some fucked-up shit.

The Ass Baboons of Venus are Naoko Nozawa (a "Japanese comedienne" apparently) and Bob Limp, general roustabout. While Limp thumps along in the background in a variety of acoustic, analog and digital instruments, Nozawa screeches in the foreground like a geisha with a foot caught in a bear trap. The arrangements are riffy, repetitive, and not afraid to use a slide whistle or a bit of hobo scatting. "Headache For Sisyphus" not only has one of the best song titles I've heard in a couple of years, but also alternates a propulsive beat and a creepy chorus of tiny voices, all to a quasi-tropical Casio beat. "4AM Coffee Song" features the customer those all-night donut shops fear the most. "Naked Lady Wrestler" is full of amazement and admiration for you know the rest. The harpy vocals seem to always veer on the edge of driving me nuts, and I'll admit than I'm an unusually tolerant person.

Still, this echoes of Mr. Quintron, The Boredoms, that comedy bit Margaret Cho does about her mother, a heavily medicated Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, and all manner of deviant influences which I've been lucky enough to not know. Disturbing, distressing, but ultimately loads of fun.

The Ass Baboons of Venus are japanese comedienne Naoko Nozawa and american corn-hole captain Bob Limp. They have been touring around the states as well as making TV appearances in Japan for about ten years. Mr. Quintron first brought them to my attention in 1996 after a west coast tour with the Demolition Doll Rods. "You have to put this band out", he told me, "they are more retarded than you can ever imagine." Like an enema of chicken dung, the Ass Baboons slowly crept back into my life when I was living in Japan. I saw them on a Karaoke TV show where they proceeded to bastardize a popular song by Yamamoto Linda and then wreck the entire set. All communication between the band and the hosts was complicated by Bob's intentional sabotage of butt-jokes and retardation. "These guys are genius," I thought.

Bob started out as a founding member of the Hot Corn Girls (more butts). He continues to be ass king of California, an anal-emperor of sorts. Nozawa Naoko is famous overseas as being a member of the Yamamoto Kougyo, kind of like a Second City of Japan. Even my mother in law knows her as a member of the Monkeys, a ridiculous singing group where all the members dressed up as monkeys (obviously). The two of them together are like and expectorant on ludes. Like a Quintron with a pound of laxatives.

Now Come "Phuket a la Bum Bum", the newest installment in the ass series. Containing not less than ten songs about butts and bums, "Phuket" is a Thai disaster where all the children poop their pants at once and fling it at their neighbors with glee. BULB is proud to welcome the Ass Baboons to the family and you will be too.

REVIEWS:

"I rate songs on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being HORRIBLE and 10 being a MASTERPIECE.
Examples of 1's are SINGLES: "MANGO MAN" by Ass Baboons Of Venus (IS THAT REALLY A SONG???)" --KAZU'S JAPANESE MUSIC PAGE


Bemused and surprised, the Ass Baboons of Venus gathered the Beyond award, a write-in category for the group that most completely defies categorization. They deserve it and they know it. Clap your hands. - SF Weekly







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