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Spray the Bitch Away --- Aromatherapy Spray for PMS Symptoms, Bitch Days, and Hot Flashes

Spray the Bitch Away --- Aromatherapy Spray for PMS Symptoms, Bitch Days, and Hot Flashes

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Spray the Bitch Away --- An aromatherapy spray/ perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, peeved, frustrated, enraged, and have an overall bad attitude!


I'm a bitch sometimes, especially during PMS. This spray was created with those times in mind and with some of my favorite oils.

To help with PMS, hot flashes, menopausal issues, and overall general bitchiness we use the two oils considered to be the best for those issues: Rose Geranium and Clary Sage. Then we add Lavender, Bergamot, and Frankincense, which all have a calming effect.

The spray has a wonderful, well rounded floral scent with the smell of Rose Geranium being the most prominent. Bergamot and Lavender provide the light refreshing top notes to start the scent. Clary Sage provides a strengthening woody, herbal note to the middle of the scent. The classic smell of Rose Geranium carries the scent through the middle and pleasantly lingers until Frankincense adds the needed depth at the end.

Spray the Bitch Away is a light perfume with a purpose. Always breathe in the aroma as you are using it. I use it as a deodorant spray under clothing and as a body mist after a shower. With a spritz or two it really helps freshen you up without being overpowering like synthetic perfumes. Works great as a room freshener, car freshener, or linen spray. Carry in your purse as a hand-sanitizer. Even helps to repel insects. Spray near co-workers, friends, and relatives as needed. Spray it into the air and let them soak it in.


. **** For best aromatherapy results**** : Spray several times into cupped hands, place hands over nose and mouth, close your eyes----then inhale deeply only through your nose for 30 seconds or more . Repeat, if you are feeling particularly bitchy.

Our essential oils are top quality, unadulterated products suitable for therapeutic use. Blends are hand mixed in small batches.

Avoid getting product in eyes. 2.0 fl oz spray in a glass bottle.

Made with 100% natural ingredients. No synthetic dyes or fragrances.

Ingredients: Distilled water, alcohol, Essential Oils of Lavender, Bergamot, Clary Sage, Geranium, and Frankincense.

**Please consult your doctor before use, if you are pregnant or have any medical condition. Avoid getting product in eyes. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to diagnose, cure, treat, or prevent disease. Individual results may vary.


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