Here is a great black, probably worn once or twice, size XXL (2XL) that has words silk-screened on the front of the T-Shirt that reads: No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer. Nothing on the back. It measures just over 26 inches across the chest measured under the arms and from the back of the neck band to the bottom hem is 32 ½ inches. No holes or stains and 100% cotton. Perfect for the computer geek or nerd who is tired of being asked for help or wants to start conversations!

The 3rd of October every year is Techie's Day!
Geeks rejoice! Throw off the shackles, and embrace your hardware-obsessed, motherboard-craving, graphics card upgrading, wire-soldering, phone fixing, laptop repairing, router rebooting inner self for Techie’s Day.

And just for fun, the last Friday in July is System Administrator Appreciation Day. An international celebration of sysadmins across the globe, an official recognition of geekdom and of the time and effort these device-doctors and tech-therapists sacrifice as they work their magic at unsocial hours.

Typical of his trade, Ted Kekatos altruistically claimed the last Friday in July as the day that his global techie team should be recognized for the irreplaceable, printer-proficient, gadget-genius, digital-dexterous, software-savvy, computer crackerjacks and widget whizes that they are.

In appreciation of their workplace contributions, system administrators are to be spoilt rotten on Sysadmin Day, or SAD, as they like to call it. The long-established custom requires that all system administrators be showered with gadgets, that they have first dibs on the office coffee and that their co-workers do their bidding on this most solemn day. No sysadmin should lift a finger on System Administrator Appreciation Day, unless it’s for the purpose of pointing to the co-workers where to stick their cables and which buttons they should press.