If you lead an active lifestyle, yet are stuck with a phone from the early 2010s, then I've got the product for you! This green Lifeproof case, which is dirt proof, water proof, snow proof, and shock proof! The case completely seals your phone inside, blocking it from anything getting inside, and allowing you to carry on with your normal life without worrying about damaging your phone.
This was tested for shock absorption up to a 6.6 foot drop, as well as submerging underwater for the same distance. So you can't really drop it off the top of a building, or go deep sea diving with it, but this will at least give you some assurance if you, say, drop it in the toilet, or get drunk and drop it on pavement.
Even though this is new and authentic, I'm not sure if the activation code (for their warranty) is valid, so I'm selling this at a discount. Even then, the warranty only covers this device for a year anyway, so it's not like you're missing out on a lifetime of guarantees should the code have already been used.